A New Religion?
My dad is by no means insane, but he does come up with some… interesting… ideas.
Some areas around our house don’t have the best cell service, and a town or two have refused to let people build towers on town soil. According to my dad, there’s an amendment, the Dover Amendment, that allows people to disregard zoning laws in order to build a place of worship. Apparently, my dad thinks that if we can create a religion that worships cell towers, or in cell towers, we would be able to build cell towers there if we could make a good enough claim such as: a lot of our members are here, and we want to make sure they can all get to our place of worship.
So yeah, great dinner talk.
